Andras: ✨ Call an Ambulance Reading

Andras: ✨ Call an Ambulance Reading

​Prepare to be divinely connected! This isn't just a reading; it's a direct transmission from Lord Andras, the mighty Grand Marquis and master of discord, crafted through direct channeling with him. You asked for the truth, and he’s here to deliver a primal, unfiltered dose of it.

​The Core Focus: Call an Ambulance

​You asked for it: Call an ambulance. It's Andras; need I say more? This reading is designed to deliver a savage, no-sugar-coating look at your situation. If you’ve been avoiding the obvious or clinging to illusions, Andras is here to tear them down with swift, martial precision. You won't like what you hear, but you'll need it to find the courage to move forward with unshakeable resolve.

​What You Get

​This is a Digital Reading. You will receive a personalized digital file containing a message and guidance channeled from Lord Andras. The reading is designed to cut through excuses and light a fire under you, ensuring you receive a clear, unvarnished truth for a breakthrough.

Important Magical Musings (aka Disclaimers, Darling!)

​Digital Delivery: This reading is a digital product, and you will receive your file via email. Please allow 3-5 business days for your reading to be prepared and delivered.

​A Pure Channel: As a messenger, I will deliver the exact information I receive. I will not ask the entity about legal, health, or pregnancy matters. I am here to deliver the message, not to interpret or alter it. If for some reason you are not satisfied with your reading, I am happy to perform a one-time re-pull to ensure you get the clarity you seek.

​Magical Transactions Are Final: Because this is a divinely channeled reading created specifically for your energy, all sales are final. No refunds or exchanges can be offered.

​Handle with Care: These readings are for spiritual insight and entertainment purposes only. They are not a substitute for professional advice from a licensed medical, legal, or financial professional.